#SPORTS COMMENTATOR WITH BIG EARS TV#

Honestly De Smiths a worthy adversary if your playing Go-fish with the table of kindergardiners from the AT&T commercials. DeвЂ™s known for his cheap attire and stupid clothes so it makes sense that he accepted Goodells lowball offer on the concussion Suit. Rogers only stopping in on his way to pick De Smith up at AA. Heres a fun fact Goodells Dad was way underqualifyed and only got in office because the guy ahead of him died proving to a young Juan Castillo that anythings possible. Love him or shove him Goodells a testament to what a little gumption, hard work and being a Senators only child will get you these days. Wow is that the Commish himself, Big Red back there stopping in? The man of the hour, the week, the league year, folks. You have to admit Mikes a nice break from the on-camera DMT hallucinations and methadone withdrawls of Michael Irvin that we get in the pregame show, but so would having a two-shot of George Zimmermen and Ariel Castro taking turns looking at each others crotches with a blacklight if weвЂ™re being honest. Most NFL analsyts use a windscreen on there microphone, Mayock has a sneeze-guard folks. Mikes like Lou Holtz figured out that the thermometer goes up his butt and not his pee-hole and now heвЂ™s a walking encyclopedia of NFL moneyball, way to fill in the smug old man with a speach impediment role Mike. Mike Mayock from the broadcast boothвЂ™s here everyone.

WeвЂ™ve got a bunch of folks here from NFL network celebrating there colleague Andrew. But weвЂ™re all excited for the return of the Red Zone channel after a 6 month absents, and its truly a honor that you could all make it out.

#SPORTS COMMENTATOR WITH BIG EARS TV#

It use to be a time where if you put a Italian on TV on Sunday he was getting the business from Mike Wallace for running a pyramid scheme not narrating him running a slant route. Holy smokes folks its great to be here at toniteвЂ™s roast of Andrew Siciliano and the Red Zone channel. Spelling errors are intentional in an effort to be as real as possible. It is offered for your entertainment only.

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